I hope you can read that...apparently what I clean my house with, if put in the right *ahem* area, can save your marriage.
Counseling?...Don't waste your money, this stuff costs about 4 bucks.
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Holy cow...her poor Mom...
*OUCH*!*
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Did these women ever bathe for the love of Pete? And she's just NOW figuring out that it would be a good idea to wash her undies?...(*gag* just puked a little...) With my luck, I'd end up in a d*mn broken elevator with this chick.
Even though she's stinky, her hubby IS being an *ss ~ I'll bet his streaked tighty whities don't smell so swell either (You KNOW they don't).
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(jeez... I've lost it) Stay tuned...more to come. (And holy cr*p they're funny*!*)
Have a swell, non-offensive day:) Happy start of summer everyone*!*
8 comments:
See if dirty undies were an issue, I'd just go without. It also might make the hubby look at you more than a housekeeper!
Honey, you're staying up too late if you're resorting to looking up old ads on the internet.
Get some sleep!
Those are too funny! Thanks for sharing!!!
You hit the jackpot when you went searching for old ads! Great stuff, thank for the laugh.
Funny, funny, funny! Where do you find these ads?
Too Funny! Girl you crack me up with your funniness... LOL
GIRL! You make me laugh. Just a housekeeper to Tim? No! She was just a Housekeeper with Skanky Drawers. POOR TIM.
The spider web was pretty cute too. It's is really a shame when big giant cobwebs come between a husband and wife. Unless it is by Spidey himself. Ooh La La how I love PETER Parker!
Jen
You crack me up!
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