I started this post on Mon. the 23rd...I want to tell you about U.
U has always been with me...always. I never paid much mind to U until I was in 8th grade. I became very aware of U and her "friend" one day when I was about 12. I was kind of excited...U and her "friend" made me feel so grown up! U's "friend" always greeted me with one of those hey-how-ya-doin' punches...you know what I mean, like when you're introduced to one of your older sibling's new cool friends and they knuckle-punch you in the upper arm...you just took the pain because, hey, they were cool and it kind of made you feel older too. Let me tell ya, U's "friend" came by every couple of weeks and those hey-how-ya-doin' punches weren't so cool anymore. U's "friend" became downright mean and would put me out of commission for days....and get this, even when U's "friend" wasn't around, U decided to get in on the fun and become a bully too...Every. Day.
I have such mixed feelings about U. Even though U hasn't been a very good friend of mine and made me slightly (or tremendously) miserable every day for the last 22 years, U came through for me during two of the most wonderful experiences of my life. I'm not saying that U was kind to me during those times (U was most certainly NOT)...but I could not have done it without U. I was told that U might not want to come through for me...but U did...twice. I am forever grateful.
But U hasn't let up...U and "friend" sucker punch me whenever they want to now. They take me away from fun activities with my friends, my family....my KIDS. They make me a mean Mommy and Wife. They make me d*mn miserable more and more each day...every day. U and "friend" are taking over my every mood and move.
U, I'm getting the last laugh. You've done everything you can for me, again, I am forever in your debt. But U, I'm sorry...you've got to go.
I did not come to this decision easily U...in fact, it seems ridiculous that it took me as long as it did to decide. I'm doing it because my family deserves better...I'm just now realizing that I do too.
You aren't going to control my days anymore U.
As of tomorrow, you will be gone. Gone out of my life forever.
No more of your cr*p...I'm done...and so are you.
I'm going to feel so much better without U.....
So get the hell out....and take your b*tchy "friend" with you!
Good bye to U *!*
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I get where you're going here and good for YOU. {{HUGS}}
That was kind of funny and sad at the same time. I'm sorry you had to go through all of those years of pain, surgeries, and miserable days but you're right, you got Delaney and Mallory out of it. Once you get past this recovery period, I have a feeling you will be a much better YOU and won't miss U and O very much. Love ya, hang in there, you'll be feeling better soon.
Ok, I'm LMAO now because I just finally paid attention to the song playing "Goodbye to You". Good choice! LOL
Who needs U anymore anyway...!I'm glad to see you're home and your sense of humor is still in tact!
Flove you babe!...
Hugs to you. U is way over rated, now at least. And that b*tchy friend, forget about it. Seriously take care. More hugs to you.
hey what are you doing blogging anyway?? you should be resting!!
;-)
I loved the post!!! Laughed my butt off...
I also said Goodbye a few years ago when I had the Mirena...Love not having the dreaded U anymore!!!
Hey I got rid of "U" a few years back, and let me tell you, I am so happy without "U" and I believe you will be too.
Hugs!Hope all goes well.
What a great post!
Hope all is well. :)
Ok, I'm a little slow (must be the coors light~ haha) but I think I get it now! I hope everything went ok and can I tell you just how fabulous your sense of humour is??? The song playing was hilarious! You are awesome!!! Hope your recover is quick and you are back on your feet in no time, minus "U"! he he
I look forward to writing a post just like this one. I'm ready for U to go too!
Hope you are well! And this was an awesome post!
Best wishes to all of You.
At least you will be a tad "lighter" soon. Take care, {{{hugs}}} to you, all of you. Kiss "U" in the ass for the many years of pain. We'll all be glad you did.
I hope you are recovering well. I got rid of U and her friend almost 5 years ago and I must say I haven't missed them at all. My husband also doesn't miss having to buy tampons!
I hope you are healing nicely! I have endometriosis, so it is only a matter of time before I've had it with U and tell her to get lost.
Take Care!
Yikes! I hope everything goes well. You're right, you will have the last laugh with a post like this! What a great attitude. And thank you for your comment at my blog yesterday.
my dear friend dianna!! i am kinda speachless right now. i was lmao and crying at the same time. i too had many years of trouble with my "u" and celebrated 3 years of freedom last month! it was a very difficult decision but, very much needed. i could totally see the other side of me that i wanted out sooo very badly. these 3 years have made such a difference. then along came "b" who took a toll on me this january. now as i recover too, i share in your humor, your strength, and your determination to be a better "YOU"! good luck and congratulations on sharing this with us. we gals need to stick together...you never know who might need "u". :) if you need anything please let me know. i can help with a laugh or two but then again...that might be a little painfull for you right now. *hugs*
Not only is your U a bitch, she's also in considerably messy. God knows how many expensive sheets that bitch has ruined at my house. I think that the surgery decision is always a hard one to make under any circumstance, going under the knife is scary, but I think everyone is glad when they are done.
Hope YOU are feeling much better and U has left the building, so to speak.
((Big Hugs)) Watch out world, here comes Happy Dianna!
Wonderful post - loved it. How neat to put it down that way.
Hope you're feeling awesome by now! :-)
I hope you are feeling better and better every day! You had me laughing at such a not so funny subject;) Love your style!
I hope you are doing much better now that U is gone! Take care, rest up and enjoy the remaining days without U!!
take good care of yourself!
Dianna
This is a question about the Deck of Me Card Prompts that you had on your blog, I don't see them could you tell me where you got your prompt list or email me the list I am doing it right now but can't find your prompt list
thanks katt
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Hi! Just wanted to let you know that I have gone private for a short time. It seems that my blog was HACKED. I am not sending out invites until I know exactly what to do. Just wanted to let you know that you are not being excluded from Dust Bunny Hostage :) "I'll be back!"
Hey girl, Hope you're doing OK. I just tagged you on my blog shirleypando.blogspot.com if you want to play along. :D
Come back!! and come by I'm starting a booky blog...don't worry they won't all be about teenage vampires!
I'm lonely. Will you update me once in awhile?? I miss having visitors.
Alright already, you should be rested enough. Hope all is well with you. We all miss you!
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