Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Today's *happy* !

Got this email today and thought I'd share ;)

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE!!!!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her a**, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

~The End

9 comments:

Melissa said...

Hahahaha!! That's hilarious... but true! :)

Kelly said...

Love it!!

Anonymous said...

TOOOOOOOO funny.

Kelly said...

Left a little somethin' somethin' for you on my blog.

RobinDiane said...

I love this fairy tale..too cute.
I left you some love at my blog..check it out.
http://mylifeexpose.blogspot.com/

Deanna said...

ROFL!!! That is awesome!!!

Amy said...

I am so copying that and sending it to my friends..LOL...I might make it a banner...that is great!

Darcey said...

i Love it!

Melissa said...

That is such a great idea!! I love it! I uses a glue stick for assembling the papers, but when it came to putting it on the tin, I used a line of hot glue along the edges of the paper (on the bottom only). I hot glue EVERYTHING! LOL.